2009年5月27日星期三

5-27(wed) happy1000000…百萬富翁翁翁翁翁!!!!!

Oh ho ho ho ho ho!!! 容我無聊一吓…我已成為擁有一百萬個蘋果的百萬富翁了!!!!!!

其實我一直都以為呢個由03年無無聊聊加落的蘋果計算器, 頂多係可以去到六個位, 反正我諗住我個diary的人流最多係一千幾百, 所以都無咩所謂…我仲以為佢去到999,999之後, 就會一路停留o係度…所以一路都無諗住去cap呢個一百萬個蘋果的誕生的時刻!

點知, 原來佢過o左六個位之後, 係會自動加多個位俾你…好彩有好有心o既讀者daphne幫我cap低o左1,000,020個蘋果的情景! 多謝晒!



呢期d新聞真係愈o黎愈好笑…今日蘋果娛樂版有一篇話係港姐面試者的投訴信, 話面試時評判話佢英文差, 叫佢不如讀多d書…所以佢以英文寫信去蘋果話呢件事“hurt die me”喎!

em…其實我好懷疑點會有人咁“有心”寫d咁o既信, 而又有人會登…似係悶悶地搵d o野玩多過真係想投訴囉! 同埋睇真d其實d文筆唔似真係差成咁, 而d拼音其實都算ok o既, 所以我認為似係特登寫成咁o個隻多d…! 又或者係蘋果自己作o既囉…順手諷刺o下早期好興的topic…“港女”嘛! 不過唔緊要, 作得幾好笑…雖然十分無聊…但真係laugh die me lor!!!!! 都話蘋果娛樂真係有一手, 起碼時不時會整d“非一般”o野去娛樂o下大家…大家睇娛樂版, 為o既都係尋求娛樂o者!


http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/template/apple/art_main.php?iss_id=20090527&sec_id=462&subsec_id=830&art_id=12806006

投訴信原文

我是 Lucy, I went to Miss Hong Kong first interview. Wah d judges very not polite and not nice law. Today I see a megazine saying this year's Girls so ugly. I saw many good and pretty girls there but they didn't choose ja ma. Don't choose mei suen law but the judge in first interview-- most very not polite to many young girls and to to me law. I only 18 the judges ask me to"why join Miss HK go and why not study la u only F7 ja wor how can fright with other wor." Also say my English bad… hurt die me.

Ho La, other girl tell me la, she study in University ok ga dou but little fat or short then the judge(woman) said " why you look fat or so short!" wah ho hurt ga ma.

One girl is a博士 student ar very high level and very nice ga dou cant get in second interview la. We think she will be in ga but she said no law. You can search her pic and my pic to see la. She gum high level duo ng dak, gum me ng duk duo rite gei but i think the whole choosing is not fair law, choose model mei? young yao inch', high study level yao inch, short yao inch… They onky choose rich girl law so bad.

We don't go and let them inch ga law if they need tall or high level people then why not put in the application form lei.

Waste time!
dou ng fair gei!
u can email me if u want.
Lucy


*******************************************************************************

oh, 差d唔記得o左for my own record o既"芒姐二十白金全紀錄"添…


2009-4-4(sat) happy950000…十九白金+草蜢忘我演唱會2009



2009-1-28(wed) happy888888號外…



2008-12-13(sat) happy850000…十七白金+劉錫明+歡樂滿東華2008



2008-10-14(tues) happy800000…十六白金+選美風雲50年



2008-8-22(fri) happy750000…十五白金+我們就是奧運



2008-6-11(wed) happy700000…十四白金+三世人



2008-4-2(wed) happy650000…十三白金+傳說



2008-2-7(thurs) happy600000…十二白金+鼠鼠生威



2007-10-26(fri) happy500000…十白金+超級電視迷大挑戰



2007-8-24(fri) happy450000…九白金+“唱而優則演-TVB歌星演員crossover”



2007-6-17(sun) happy400000…八白金+楊怡vs楊娜



2007-4-18(wed) happy350000…七白金+再見狂牛



2007-2-14(wed) happy300000…六白金+紅衣手記!!!



2006-12-13(wed) 全台藝員騎呢之星大唱遊2006(下)+ happy250000…五白金!!!



2006-10-21(sat) happy200000…四白金+地球大合唱



2006-8-19(sat) happy 150000…三白金喇!!!



2006-4-23(sun) happy100000...雙白金!!!



2006-3-10(fri) happy77777+fing下fing下



2006-1-29(sun) 合皮猜列時扭耳+合皮60000



2005-12-25(sun) Happy 50000之白金唱片 + 2005芒姐十大



2005-11-4(fri) happy40000+商天娥



2005-8-13(sat) happy 30000



2005-7-13(wed) 金唱片



2005-6-24(fri) 20000



2004-11-4(thurs) 成千上萬



2004-8-28(sat) HAPPY 8000



2004-5-13(thurs) Happy 5000

18 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Mon Jeh,
lee duen yeh siu sei ngo!
Lucy mo duck yap wai dou ho FAIR je. ying man gum see...

Hope you don't need a translation into Traditional Chinese...

9:15 下午  
Anonymous 匿名 said...

恭喜你成為百萬富翁呀!!

我今朝都有睇蘋果呢單新聞呀, 我都估係蘋果自己作, 因為真係寫得好差, 但差得黎又唔係英文好差的學生0個種差法, 好為差而差的作野感覺

不過學你話齋, 睇完得啖笑就算, 無必要深究=P

-雪人

10:33 下午  
Anonymous 匿名 said...

好辛苦先讀完呢段嘢,明顯系作的啦,邊有人咁寫嘢架!

1:15 上午  
Blogger Nilly said...

恭喜曬芒姐!仲記唔記得我啊?我嚟咗US啊,所以冇得睇TVB劇集喇,惟有睇你個BLOG KEEP UPDATE啦! 嗰封信都幾假喎,齋睇個名LUCY就知已經FOR搞笑喇 :D

2:21 上午  
Blogger hyn5 said...

今次真係OMG 喇!

俾人批評Poor English,就唔好用英文o黎寫投訴信.

The grammar is all wrong! What a waste of time! Ha ha...

10:22 上午  
Blogger irene827 said...

I am wondering it's make up by AppleDaily too! as I dun believe a normal person will write in such way~ too exaggerating!

8:10 下午  
Blogger dada said...

我覺得成單野都假假地羅.就算真有其人,佢特登將sorry寫做solly,睇得出好刻意,都係好假.

11:11 上午  
Anonymous 匿名 said...

有乜理由巾幗咁紅芒姐你仲唔睇

10:38 下午  
Anonymous 匿名 said...

芒姐一唔好古裝,二唔好故事沈重嘅電視劇。

10:59 下午  
Blogger 芒姐 said...

匿名,

哈哈...你果然好了解我呀吓!

10:10 上午  
Blogger 芒姐 said...

匿名,

我都知"巾幗"係一套好戲, 不過佢紅唔紅其實唔係太關事, 群眾好難影響到我, 追唔追一套戲只會取決於我喜唔喜歡...:p

10:12 上午  
Blogger 芒姐 said...

dada,

好同意...如果真係sorry都唔識串, 真係好solly...應該係特登居多!

10:13 上午  
Blogger 芒姐 said...

Irene,

咪係, 你話msn咁寫都怪怪o地, 何況你話係寫一分所謂"投訴信"...成件事太刻意!

10:14 上午  
Blogger 芒姐 said...

hyn5,

但如果佢(o地)唔係咁苦心經營呢封信, 又點會帶o黎咁多歡樂俾我o地...

10:15 上午  
Blogger 芒姐 said...

Nilly,

多謝多謝...當然記得啦!點解會去o左US? 去讀書?

聽聞依家上tvb.com可以睇番前幾日的所有tvb節目...唔知海外得唔得呢?

10:17 上午  
Blogger 芒姐 said...

匿名,

哈哈...我覺得其實呢篇o野算寫得唔錯, 幾好笑!

10:17 上午  
Blogger 芒姐 said...

雪人,

多謝晒!

係囉...英雄所見略同! 英文/grammar再差d的求職信我見過唔少, 但絕對唔係呢d咁樣...一睇就覺得好假! 不過無所謂, 睇得我好開心!

10:19 上午  
Blogger 芒姐 said...

Mark,

no need la, even need dou ask ping gwo to translate la...:P

10:20 上午  

發佈留言

<< Home